NFL Picks: Week 16

San Diego Chargers @ Tennessee Titans (Fri)

I'm having trouble picking against Tennessee, however I want San Diego to win because it will clear up that AFC playoff picture a little bit more. Seriously, I've seen calculus problems that are easier than figuring out all of those tie-breakers. Plus the Chargers have a very good chance of being my pick as the AFC representative in the Super Bowl and I don't want them to screw it up with a late season loss.

Buffalo Bills @ Atlanta Falcons

The Falcons were far from impressive in their win against the Jets, although a win is a win. The Bills were also less than impressive but they got a loss last week, which is even worse. However, Brian Brohm makes his first NFL start this week for Buffalo and I'm giving them the nod for this. I'm not sure why. He is basically a rookie playing behind a horrendous offensive line. I will have fun calling him the "Brohm Bomber" though. Plus he was compared to Jim Kelly coming out of college, so he has to be good, right? All sarcasm aside, I called for the Bills to start Brohm before the season ended a week or two ago and while the injuries to both Ryan Fitzpatrick and Trent Edwards forced the decision, I'm very excited to see it.

Kansas City Chiefs @ Cincinnati Bengals

The Bengals have been reeling a bit lately but they should get back on track against Kansas City. It will be their first home game since the death of Chris Henry and the most fitting tribute they could give him would be a win at home to clinch the AFC North.

Oakland Raiders @ Cleveland Browns

Is everybody ready for Charlie Frye's long awaited return to Cleveland? It's too bad the Raiders don't play the Bills because a J.P. Losman return to Buffalo would rank right up there with this game.

Seattle Seahawks @ Green Bay Packers

When it comes to this game, I'm extremely nervous/interested in it. In fact, I would argue that this game holds more interest for me than the Bills game does. Mostly because the Bills and Falcons are irrelevant at this point, both from an NFL aspect and fantasy aspect.

Baltimore Ravens @ Pittsburgh Steelers

The Steelers took their first game against Baltimore to overtime before losing, mostly because of a costly interception thrown by Dennis Dixon. I said this immediately after the game, but the Ravens won't have that liberty this time. So not only do they get Pittsburgh on the road, but Ben Roethlisberger will be under center for this game. On top of that, the Steelers just got a sickening last second victory that will no doubt propel them straight into the playoffs and beyond. This whole thing has back-to-back Super Bowl Champs written all over it. You can quote me on that.

Houston Texans @ Miami Dolphins

Ok, I'll give Miami another shot. So far they lost to Buffalo when I picked them, they beat Jacksonville when I picked the Jags, and they lost to the Titans when I picked them. But you know what? They can handle Houston at home. To be honest, the only thing I care about is how well Andre Johnson does in this game. Last season, I would've considered him for the number two or three receiver in the entire league behind Larry Fitzgerald, but now I might have to reconsider that notion. Johnson has been downright amazing for the entire season.

Jacksonville Jaguars @ New England Patriots

Sure, I'll pick New England. I guess. Randy Moss can carry the world on his shoulders so they should definitely win. I'm not sure why he didn't do that in Minnesota or Oakland, but apparently he can do it now. Except for that game against Carolina where he completely mailed it in. But whatever, he really showed me last week. I'm convinced.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers @ New Orleans Saints

The Buccaneers aren't a very good team and the Saints just got humbled on National TV. This game has 'ugly' written all over it. I'd bet the house on New Orleans with a 20 point line right now.

Carolina Panthers @ New York Giants

The Panthers played some inspired football Sunday night against Minnesota, but I don't see it happening two weeks in a row. Meanwhile, the Giants desperately need a win to stay alive in the playoff chase. While I don't totally trust Eli Manning in the howling New Jersey wind, I think the rest of the Giants should can elevate their game enough to pick up another win.

St. Louis Rams @ Arizona Cardinals

Even though the Cardinals have won their division, have basically nothing to play for, and randomly decide to not show up for games, this should be an easy win. It's the Rams for crying out loud. Throw the ball to Larry Fitzgerald, early and often.

Detroit Lions @ San Francisco 49ers

The Niners really have no excuse to lose to the Lions. While they did improve on last year's 0-16 record, the Lions are still the Lions and have no chance in this game.

Denver Broncos @ Philadelphia Eagles

The Eagles need to keep winning in order to win the NFC East, and they should be able to handle Denver. For one, Denver is traveling all the way to the East Coast for this game. For two, they just lost at home to Oakland and I no longer have any confidence in that team. Yes, I realize that Philly also lost to Oakland, but the circumstances were a little different.

New York Jets @ Indianapolis Colts

Normally I'd have a ton of confidence in picking the undefeated home team over the .500 away team, but having the game inside a dome takes away the Colts biggest advantage, the Sanchise playing outdoors. Luckily for the Colts, the Jets aren't very good as it is so they should be able to hit 15-0 with relative ease. Then the only thing standing in their way of an undefeated regular season is a trip to Orchard Park on January 3rd.

Dallas Cowboys @ Washington Redskins

While this has the makings of a letdown game, I'm not quite sure the Redskins can even manage that these days. They looked about as lifeless as humanly possible last Monday night against the Giants. Then again, with division rivals facing each other, you never know. Or in this case, you definitely know.

Minnesota Vikings @ Chicago Bears

The Vikings haven't been especially great lately, but they should easily rebound against the Bears. Even if Brett Favre played poorly in this game, it would be immensely better than how Jay Cutler has played all season long. Speaking of Cutler, has there been a bigger disappointment in terms of offseason acquisitions? I don't think so. My initial criticism of Cutler was that he was a glorified fantasy QB, and he can't even live up to that hype this season. Along with killing fantasy owners who drafted him, he is consistently killing the owners who drafted Greg Olsen as their starting tight end.

On the topic of fantasy, in one particular league I'm in, I got saddled with the first overall draft pick. I hate drafting first. Not only do you set the tone for the entire draft, but with 12 teams in the league, you don't draft again for another 21 picks. So by that time, everyone else really good has been taken. Now you're debating on grabbing a wide receiver or QB, then you're waiting again while everyone goes off the board. It is by far the worst pick in a fantasy draft. Somehow, I managed to still make it to the Championship in this league, but no huge thanks to Adrian Peterson. He is one of three people to get me over 200 points this season, the others were drafted in rounds four and nine. It used to be a slam dunk that Peterson was the best RB in the league, but now I think someone would be crazy to make that statement. In other news, the team I'm facing has Chris Johnson.



Last Week: 10-6*

NFL Season: 145-92

*I picked Jax/NO for my first two picks in the article last week, but when transferring the picks over to my group on ESPN.com, I picked Ind/Dal. To keep things consistent in terms of overall record, those picks were counted since there was no way to take them off via ESPN.



Scott's Picks:



San Diego Chargers @ Tennessee Titans (Fri)

Buffalo Bills @ Atlanta Falcons

Kansas City Chiefs @ Cincinnati Bengals

Oakland Raiders @ Cleveland Browns

Seattle Seahawks @ Green Bay Packers

Baltimore Ravens @ Pittsburgh Steelers

Houston Texans @ Miami Dolphins

Jacksonville Jaguars @ New England Patriots

Tampa Bay Buccaneers @ New Orleans Saints

Carolina Panthers @ New York Giants

St. Louis Rams @ Arizona Cardinals

Detroit Lions @ San Francisco 49ers

Denver Broncos @ Philadelphia Eagles

New York Jets @ Indianapolis Colts

Dallas Cowboys @ Washington Redskins

Minnesota Vikings @ Chicago Bears



Last Week: 9-7

NFL Season: 149-88

NFL Picks: Week 15

Indianapolis Colts @ Jacksonville Jaguars (Thurs)

Congrats to the Jaguars for actually selling out a game. Too bad it wasn't until Week 15 before they did so. The Jaguars are such an up and down team that I can't get a grasp on them at all. Their best stretch this season has been a three game winning streak where they defeated Kansas City, the Jets, and Buffalo by a combined eight points. Out of their seven wins this season, the only one that came against a team currently with a record above .500 was their win against the Jets.

So why am I picking them to knock off the undefeated Colts? Simple. I pick against the Colts every single week. But seriously, this has to be the week they finally go down. They clinched the number one seed in the AFC so they literally have nothing to play for anymore. Coach Jim Caldwell has said that the healthy starters will continue to play, but I don't believe totally believe him. That is my first factor in picking against them. Second, these two teams played on opening day and the Jags only lost by two points, which was due to a missed two point conversion late in the fourth quarter. They are division "rivals" and always tend to play close games. Third, the Jags need this game desperately to keep their playoff hopes alive and will simply be the hungrier team.

Dallas Cowboys @ New Orleans Saints (Sat)

I really could see a Dallas upset but I have to pick smart if I want to catch Scott, and picking the Cowboys in December against the best team in the NFL isn't exactly smart. I'm five games back of Scott with three weeks remaining so I have to pick and choose my upsets a little more wisely.

I highlighted this point in my rankings this week, but Dallas could very well be on the outside of the playoff picture by the end of this week if they lose to New Orleans and the Giants beat Washington. So if you're Dallas, the playoffs have basically already started. It's not inconceivable to think that if Dallas pulls off this upset, they get on a mini-run and plow through the playoffs. As recently as last year, we watched Arizona do something similar and we watched the Giants pull it off the year before. Then again, those two teams weren't coached by Wade Phillips.

New England Patriots @ Buffalo Bills

I suppose picking the Bills is the polar opposite of picking up upsets wisely, but hear me out. The Patriots have currently defeated the Bills 12 consecutive times. You know who else had a 12 game winning streak against a division foe? The Steelers over the Browns. What happened to that last week? The Browns finally upset the no longer dominant Steelers and ended the streak. The Patriots are in the same boat as Pittsburgh. A once dominant team suddenly isn't what they thought they were and is showing signs of demise. Randy Moss is potentially quitting on the team, the defense can't stop anybody, and Tom Brady is human. We saw this in Week One when the Bills almost pulled off the upset in Foxboro, and I think this is the week to do it.

The Patriots greatest strength is their passing game. Randy Moss and Wes Welker routinely eat them alive. I still think both of those guys have big days because Welker is still himself and Moss is probably a little pissed off over all the accusations of quitting last week against Carolina. However, the greatest strength of the Bills is their pass defense. Rookie safety Jairus Byrd is the league leader with nine interceptions on the season. They are ranked fifth overall in the NFL in pass defense. They are first in the entire NFL with 25 interceptions overall. Hell, Donte Whitner has two on the season which has equaled his career total from the previous three years.

The Bills biggest weakness is their run defense. Every single week teams just run all over them. It's almost amazing at how bad they are. Despite that fact, teams continue to pass on them for some reason. I'm not sure if they can't get over their ego or they just like throwing the ball. Luckily for the Bills, the Pats really don't have a great running game. Their leading rusher is Laurence Maroney and he has been less than spectacular, only rushing for 654 yards on the season.

So I see the Bills pulling off the upset and finally ending the 12 game losing streak to New England and it will come down to three things. One, bottle up Maroney as much as possible. It's a given that he'll get his 100 yards but if they can contain him as much as possible, they should be fine. Two, double Wes Welker at all times. He is clearly the most dangerous weapon on the Patriots offense. Watch Randy Moss going deep, but otherwise single coverage should be fine. He isn't exactly fond of going over the middle. Three, give the ball to Fred Jackson. Whether it's out of the backfield running the ball or catching screen passes, the Bills offense goes as Jackson goes. Feed him the ball early and often to help move the chains and keep the clock running.

Arizona Cardinals @ Detroit Lions

Not good news for the Lions. They already aren't a great team and would be overmatched against Arizona, but now Arizona is a little miffed after being embarrassed on Monday Night Football. You know the Cardinals will be taking out their frustrations on Detroit. Even if Larry Fitzgerald isn't completely healthy (which I pray he is), the Cards should have no issues putting 30+ points on the board. If you find yourself in the playoffs of your fantasy football league and you're playing against Kurt Warner, look out.

Miami Dolphins @ Tennessee Titans

Like my pick of Jacksonville over Miami last week, I have zero confidence in this pick. I just find myself not completely trusting this Miami team. I'm sure they realize what's at stake for them if they get the win, but I'm just not fully confident they will get it done. It doesn't help that they need to win and hope Buffalo knocks off New England.

If Tennessee has any aspirations of continuing their miracle run towards the postseason, they absolutely have to win this week. There is no way possible they will make the playoffs at 8-8, and I would even argue that 9-7 won't be good enough once it comes down to Week 17 and tie-breaking scenarios. Regardless of that, they can only control what they do on the field and that starts this week. This is a playoff game for them.

Cleveland Browns @ Kansas City Chiefs

I've seen both of these teams play several times this year and both are atrocious. However, last week Cleveland got a huge win against Pittsburgh which may get the ball rolling for them, sort of. Meanwhile, Kansas City lost by six to Buffalo and Matt Cassel threw four interceptions, three in the fourth quarter. To put that into perspective, the Bills begged the Chiefs to come back and win the game, and the Chiefs absolutely refused. On an interesting side note, the Chiefs home field advantage is completely out the window. In my brief lifetime, I've never seen a worse crowd at Arrowhead. I realize they are struggling, but come on Kansas City. That showing was terrible.

Houston Texans @ St. Louis Rams

I'm so scared of this game and its all fantasy football related. I made the playoffs in four of my eight leagues, which puts me at a neat and tidy 50% success rate. Although in my mind it will be a complete failure if I don't win and I haven't won in quite a few years. All that aside, I only really gave a crap about five of the leagues I ran, the other three were just joined out of boredom and I probably should've never joined them in the first place. So in one league I'm in, I've battled all season and clinched the number two seed last week to make the playoffs. Only four teams out of 12 make the playoffs. So I already feel somewhat accomplished. Then I realized my playoff matchup involves me playing someone who is starting Matt Schaub against the Rams. I am so incredibly screwed. Sometimes I hate fantasy football.

Atlanta Falcons @ NY Jets

The Falcons have been an epic failure this year. Of course, a lot of that has to do with injuries to their starting QB, RB, and WR. Nevertheless, their playoff hopes will officially end this Sunday in the Meadowlands. The Falcons only win on the road this year came against San Francisco, which feels like it took place 10 years ago. Granted the Falcons have been better than the Chiefs this year, but you have to wonder if Tony Gonzalez regrets his move at least a tiny bit.

I was convinced the Jets were going to lose last week to Tampa Bay. It had letdown written all over it but they kept it together for a resounding win. Of course it helps when Josh Freeman throws three interceptions and only puts up 93 passing yards, good for 12.1 rating on the day. The Jets best shot at the playoffs is the wild card. They could still win the AFC East, but it would take losses by both Miami and New England to even give them that chance. Getting swept by Miami this season and their overall poor division record is going to come back to haunt them. Normally I wouldn't care about the Jets and their playoff chances, but I do this year. There really is something about Rex Ryan that is unlikeable. Maybe he is just what I needed to spark my inner hate towards a division team that I started to care less and less about in recent years.

San Francisco 49ers @ Philadelphia Eagles

Kudos to the Niners for keeping their playoff hopes alive. It was nice to see them respond with a big win instead of rolling over and handing the division to Arizona. In fact, I would almost give San Francisco a chance at taking the division if it wasn't for the schedule in the remaining three weeks. The Cardinals have two straight games against the Lions and Rams, while the 49ers have the pleasure of taking on the Eagles this week before also getting the Lions and Rams. It would take a minor miracle for Arizona to lose those two games and have San Francisco beat Philly. If this game were happening earlier in the season, I might be able to talk myself into an upset, but the Eagles are playing their best ball right now and aren't going to let this one slip by as they already have a stranglehold on the NFC East. Although, even if San Francisco loses, they could still win the division at 8-8 if Arizona loses out. Remember, this is the NFC West we're talking about. An 8-8 division champion is a definite possibility.

Chicago Bears @ Baltimore Ravens

Getting swept by Cincinnati really killed their chances at the AFC North crown, but it's still possible for Baltimore. More realistically, their chances at the wild card are looking pretty good. Their final three games are very winnable. It started last week with a home game against Detroit and continues this week as the crappy Bears visit M&T Bank Stadium. As much as they want to scoreboard watch, they need to focus on the business at hand and that is winning. As long as they win out, things should take care of themselves. This isn't a sure thing, but it's really all they can hope for.

Cincinnati Bengals @ San Diego Chargers

Working in Baltimore's favor is the fact that Cincinnati has to travel out West to face the red-hot Chargers. I would be picking San Diego in this game no matter what, but it's even more of a sure thing since it is a home game for them. Just to review, the Bengals are 0-1 in the state of California this season and that loss came against a much worse team.

I've started to shy away from the Bengals in recent weeks. They have a great record but have been less than impressive in almost every win. I've ignored that for the most part this season because winning is all that counts, but they need to start playing much better if they want to actually advance past the first round. As it stands right now, they have one and done written all over them. I'll change that tune if they get a team like Jacksonville in the first round, otherwise it's going to be a disappointing January for Bengals fans.

Oakland Raiders @ Denver Broncos

The schedule makers were kind to Denver and it should provide a clear and easy path to the playoffs. Don't believe me? Let me introduce you to Charlie Frye. All signs point to him starting for Oakland this week.

On a related side note, the Raiders came to terms with UFL champion QB J.P. Losman, a former first round pick of the Bills. This isn't exactly great news for the Raiders, although I would argue that Losman is an upgrade over Frye or Russell. However, I think its good news for Losman. He could've very easily taken a backup role last summer when he was an unrestricted free agent, but he chose to go to the UFL and get some more playing time/experience with Jim Fassel. It took some guts to go that route and I'm happy he landed back on his feet. Unlike most Bills, I have no animosity towards him. Was he a great QB? No. Was he a first round bust? Yes. Do I hate him for it? No. So it didn't work out. Not all things do. The Bills fans that still spit venom when the topic of Losman is brought up need to get over it and move on.

Green Bay Packers @ Pittsburgh Steelers

Everyone has officially given up on Pittsburgh. They have lost five in a row and things are ugly. I've read several comments from die-hard Steelers fans where they are questioning just how good Mike Tomlin is and have even criticized Ben Roethlisberger. To clarify, Tomlin won a Super Bowl less than a calendar year ago. Roethlisberger has two Super Bowl titles under his belt and is only 27 years gold. I never thought I'd see the day when the fans would actually say anything negative about the guy. But this is when Pittsburgh rises from the dead. They need to win their remaining three games to even have a shot at the playoffs. The final three are against teams that all have winning records. Their current five game losing streak involves losses to three of the worst teams in the league. All signs point to a Green Bay win on the road. And that is exactly what the Steelers want.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers @ Seattle Seahawks

Neither team is good, but there is no way the Bucs travel across the country and win in Seattle. Despite the Seahawks sucking this year, Qwest Field still gives them a home field advantage and Josh Freeman isn't going to overcome that.

Minnesota Vikings @ Carolina Panthers

If the Vikings still have any hope at all of clinching home field throughout the playoffs, they have to take care of business against Carolina. Luckily for them, they should be able to sleepwalk through this game and still come out with a win. I'm not 100% sure Matt Moore is starting his third game in a row for the Panthers, but it shouldn't really matter. Let me remind everyone that the alternative is Jake Delhomme.

NY Giants @ Washington Redskins

The Giants suffered a crushing loss last week against Philadelphia, but the good news for them is Dallas is imploding before our very eyes. The next two games for the Giants should be wins if all goes according to plan, and their final game against Minnesota might also be somewhat easy if New Orleans has the first seed wrapped up by then. So really, things are laid out pretty nicely for the G-Men. The scary thing about them is I absolutely won't write them off in the playoffs because of what they accomplished in 2007. In fact, I would argue that them limping into the playoffs with a wildcard spot is actually more dangerous than getting the first round bye like they did one year ago. Seems to me like Eli does a little better on the road than at home around this time of year. Seeing that the top two seeds in the NFC are dome teams and well, don't rule them out. That's all I'm saying. Of course, I can't really tell you what to do or think as that's been thrown in my face plenty of times this season.



Last Week: 9-7

NFL Season: 135-86



Scott's Picks:



Indianapolis Colts @ Jacksonville Jaguars (Thurs)

Dallas Cowboys @ New Orleans Saints (Sat)

New England Patriots @ Buffalo Bills

Arizona Cardinals @ Detroit Lions

Miami Dolphins @ Tennessee Titans

Cleveland Browns @ Kansas City Chiefs

Houston Texans @ St. Louis Rams

Atlanta Falcons @ NY Jets

San Francisco 49ers @ Philadelphia Eagles

Chicago Bears @ Baltimore Ravens

Cincinnati Bengals @ San Diego Chargers

Oakland Raiders @ Denver Broncos

Green Bay Packers @ Pittsburgh Steelers

Tampa Bay Buccaneers @ Seattle Seahawks

Minnesota Vikings @ Carolina Panthers

NY Giants @ Washington Redskins

Last Week: 11-5

NFL Season: 140-81

NFL Power Rankings – Week 14

LEGIT SUPER BOWL CONTENDERS

1. New Orleans Saints (1) – The Saints escaped Atlanta with another tight victory and are now three away from the perfect regular season. In my not so professional opinion, their final test is this Saturday against Dallas; otherwise it should be smooth sailing. I haven't researched all the tie-breaking scenarios, but they do need to keep on playing since they don't have home field throughout the playoffs sealed yet. A win this week and a Minnesota loss would seal the deal on that though. On a somewhat alarming side note, the Saints haven't had a 100 yard rusher since Week Three in Buffalo. They may need some kind of a running game once the playoffs roll around.

2. Indianapolis Colts (2) – On the flip side, the Colts do have home field wrapped up throughout the playoffs so expect them to play some preseason ball for the final three weeks. Huge mistake if you ask me. Imagine the Colts resting the starters enough that Jacksonville gets a win this Thursday, which would basically give them a ticket to the playoffs, and then suffering some sort of upset loss in the second round to the hands of those same Jaguars. Crazier things have happened.

3. Minnesota Vikings (3) – Brett Favre was right, the Vikings did defeat the Bengals rather convincingly, but I'm not sure if that means Minnesota is a great team. They did nothing spectacular on offense and basically relied on the defense to shut down Cincinnati, which isn't exactly the hardest thing to do. They need to keep on playing well to have a shot at the number one seed in the NFC, but unfortunately will lose out on that because New Orleans most likely isn't going to lose two out of their next three games.

4. San Diego Chargers (5) – The Chargers are getting promoted to this bracket after winning their eighth straight game on Sunday. With Cincinnati's loss on Sunday, the Chargers now have a one game lead for the second seed in the AFC. They also face the Bengals this Sunday so they can clinch that second seed with a victory and a Patriots loss to Buffalo. Assuming they get the second seed and a first round bye, it sets up the inevitable matchup against Indianapolis in the AFC championship. If I'm a Colts fan, that is the scariest thing imaginable right now. The Chargers are definitely Super Bowl material right now.


POTENTIALLY FRISKY PLAYOFF TEAMS

5. Philadelphia Eagles (7) – With their fourth straight victory, the Eagles move up again in my rankings and into first place in the NFC East. Weeks ago I predicted that this division might be up for grabs in Week 17 when Dallas faces Philadelphia, but it not even get to that point if Philly keeps winning and Dallas keeps losing. The Eagles have an "easy win" coming up this week against San Francisco; meanwhile Dallas has a "sure loss" this week against New Orleans.

6. Cincinnati Bengals (4) – I'm starting to lose faith in the Bengals. They still have a pretty good hold on their division, but a first round bye went out the window this week when they lost in Minnesota. They could vault themselves back into the discussion with a win in San Diego this Sunday, but I'm not counting on it. Their magic number is still one for the AFC North crown so they should eventually get it sometime in the next three weeks. I'm guessing Week 16 against Kansas City as the magic day.

7. Arizona Cardinals (6) – So with a chance to clinch the division on national TV against a division team, the Cardinals give up seven turnovers in an ugly loss. This isn't exactly a good sign heading into the playoffs, unless they are trying to trick everyone again like they did last year.

8. Denver Broncos (9) – Denver moves up after a loss, but mostly because Dallas lost again. Denver gave Indianapolis a somewhat competitive game but I'm not sure if it was ever in doubt. Even after losing, they still have a firm grasp on the fifth seed in the AFC with two sure wins out of three remaining on the schedule. It would take a completely epic collapse for them to not be in the playoffs which is something I definitely wasn't saying before the season started.

9. Dallas Cowboys (8) – Dallas fell all the way to the sixth seed after Sunday's loss, but their only real competition are the Giants since the rest of the NFC pretty much sucks. The bad news is they were swept by the Giants this year and that could really come back and haunt them. If the Giants take care of business against a woeful Redskins team Sunday and the Cowboys lose Saturday night in New Orleans, they will officially be on the outside looking in. While that would be an epic disappoint for Dallas, it might be good in the long run as it would most likely spell the end of the Wade Phillips era.

10. New England Patriots (10) – The Patriots beat Carolina in unconvincing fashion. There is some real trouble in New England these days but it would still take quite a bit for them to completely miss the playoffs. How bad are things for New England right now? I am actually optimistic that Buffalo can beat them this Sunday, and the Patriots are a team that has completely dominated this division series this decade.

I'm not going to pile on Randy Moss for quitting on his teammates and sulking like a teenage girl this past week, but I have to wonder if the honeymoon is over for Moss and the Patriots. For all the T.O. bashing that goes on, at least he is still trying on a bad Buffalo team. I'm sure he would kill to be playing for a division leader right now.

11. Baltimore Ravens (11) – The Ravens took care of business on Sunday but would still be out of the playoffs if they started today. Luckily for them, they don't. They have two winnable games in the next three, with the Steelers being the only tough game remaining. And to be honest, I'm being nice by saying the game against Pittsburgh will be tough.

12. Green Bay Packers (13) – It may have been ugly but Green Bay got their fifth straight win and now have a stranglehold on the fifth seed in the NFC. Interestingly enough, they play the Cardinals in Arizona in Week 17 and that might be the exact matchup we get in the first round of the playoffs. If that is the case, I see the Week 17 game being a backup filled snoozer unless Green Bay needs to win to get in. The thought of a Minnesota rematch in the playoffs literally has my drooling on my keyboard.

13. Miami Dolphins (17) – The Dolphins win against Jacksonville was huge for their playoff chances. In fact, their chances at defending the AFC East crown are definitely in discussion right now. They are one game back of New England with no more division games remaining and all three teams remaining on their schedule currently with a below .500 record. With a win against Tennessee this Sunday and a New England loss against Buffalo, Miami would actually vault into first place and control their own destiny. Of course, a loss against Tennessee will further muddle the AFC playoff picture.

14. New York Giants (14) – Like a sure thing, I move the Giants into this bracket and they lose again to further push their playoff chances out the window. Like I said last week though, I refuse to move them out of this bracket for the rest of the season. Mostly because they are definitely still in the race. Like noted above in the Dallas section, they have a somewhat easy win coming up against Washington, while Dallas is facing the best team in the league. If things made sense and went the way they should go, the Giants will actually have the sixth seed by this time next week.

15. Jacksonville Jaguars (18) – Jacksonville is still in the playoff the picture after losing to Miami; however the lead is getting slim. In fact, they are tied with Miami and Baltimore at 7-6 and Miami now has the all valuable head-to-head tie-breaker. With Denver pretty much coasting to the five seed and Baltimore having a somewhat easy road to the six seed, I am thinking Jacksonville pretty much needs to win out to make the playoffs.


MATHEMATICALLY IN IT (BUT REALLY OUT OF IT)

16. Pittsburgh Steelers (15) – I didn't want to move Pittsburgh into this bracket but I really had no choice. They need quite a few teams to lose and they need to win out to even sniff the playoffs right now. Their final three games on the schedule are all against teams with a winning record, two of which are in the thick of the AFC playoff race. It's not out of the question that things fall into place and they squeak in, but it isn't looking good. Assuming they were to miss the playoffs, I think the losses against Kansas City, Oakland, and Cleveland can be directly to blame. You need to take advantage of those easy games on the schedule.

17. Tennessee Titans (15) – I'm dropping the Titans down even further because even though they won, they playoff chances seemed to have gotten worse. I didn't realize this before, but all seven of their losses came within the AFC which is a killer when it comes to tie-breakers. Granted they are 3-0 against the NFC West this year, but um, that isn't saying a whole lot besides the one win against Arizona. I suppose this is where I should mention that the win against Arizona was a last minute miracle finish and the Cardinals were without Kurt Warner.

18. New York Jets (19) – Is it possible for Rex Ryan to win and just show a little bit of class? The only interview clip I saw on ESPN was him shoving it in the face of the media for saying the "J-E-T-S Jets Jet Jets are a M-E-S-S". This just in Rex, a win against Tampa Bay doesn't exactly mean you're a great team. Need I remind you that the Bills also beat Tampa Bay? Oh wait, the Bills also beat the Jets too. On a very interesting side note, I read this morning in the AFC East blog on ESPN that Mark Sanchez has pretty much single handedly kept the Jets out of the playoffs to this point. In summary for those who don't want to click on the extra link, the Jets are first in the NFL in rushing offense and first in total defense, yet are on the outside looking in. Why is that?

19. Atlanta Falcons (16) – The Falcons lost their second straight game which put them at 6-7, and remarkably enough, are still very much in the NFC playoff picture. Then again, the Bills could still win the AFC East and I could still win the lottery.

20. Houston Texans (20) –Houston got another late season win when it was just too late for them to do anything worthwhile. For me personally, I'm hoping they win out so Gary Kubiak can keep his job for at least one more season. The less teams vying for a Head Coach this offseason, the better.

21. San Francisco 49ers (21) – With their season on the line, the 49ers responded with a convincing win against the division leading Cardinals. The Niners still need plenty of help to see to get to the playoffs, but with last night's win, they are definitely in the discussion.

22. Buffalo Bills (22) – The Bills got their fifth win of the season in Kansas City, but it was incredibly painful to watch. Just ask the 25,000 fans who actually showed up for the game. On a positive note, rookie safety Jairus Byrd got his league leading ninth interception and the Bills had a solid day on the ground from both Fred Jackson and Marshawn Lynch. On a negative note, Ryan Fitzpatrick looked brutal again and further confirmed that he is nothing more than a decent backup. If I were calling the shots, Brian Brohm would get the start in the final two weeks. The Bills really need to see what they have in the kid before they hit the offseason. There will be limited options in free agency and the draft, so it would be nice to know if they have a decent QB already on the roster or they need to go get someone.

23. Carolina Panthers (23) – The Panthers have a brutal finish to the season and could be looking at 5-11 once everything is said and done. That doesn't bode well for John Fox but I'm hoping the Carolina front office gives him the benefit of the doubt and lets him stay for at least one more year. Is it his fault that Jake Delhomme got injured and Matt Moore is starting? Is it his fault Jake Delhomme sucks when playing? Is it his fault that Jake Delhomme got a massive contract extension after destroying the Panthers in the playoffs last year?


BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

24. Chicago Bears (24) – The Bears are not a good team.

25. Seattle Seahawks (25) – Neither is Seattle. They did so a solid job in allowing Matt Schaub to go off for fantasy owners at the perfect (or not so perfect if you were against him) time.

26. Washington Redskins (27) – The Redskins are worse than the two teams above, which isn't saying a whole lot. But hey, Daniel Snyder has tons of money so a big name coach will definitely want to coach there.

27. Oakland Raiders (26) – I should've known that the Raiders would follow up a big road win with a total crapfest at home. It's what they do these days.

28. Kansas City Chiefs (28) – Matt Cassel is horrendous. I was never really impressed with him when I watched him New England, but of course he looked good because of all the weapons he was surrounded with. Without those weapons in Kansas City, he is definitely showing why he was a seventh round draft pick. Good things the Chiefs didn't overreact in the offseason and give him a big contract extension before watching him play more games without Randy Moss and Wes Welker.

29. Cleveland Browns (32) – Congrats to Cleveland for finally beating Pittsburgh after 12 consecutive losses. This might even be a rivalry again if this keeps up.

30. Detroit Lions (31) – I know having Detroit doesn't make a whole lot of sense because they got absolutely manhandled in Baltimore, but it's really a case of the two teams below them actually being worse. Yes I know St Louis beat them in a head to head matchup, but that doesn't always tell the whole story.

31. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (29) – I really have no idea how they will settle this tie for the first overall pick. Do they actually follow tie-breaker procedures or do they flip a coin? If they flip a coin, it's going to be a nerve racking flip to see who gets Ndamukong Suh.

32. St Louis Rams (30) – I read some brief talk about St Louis being a possible destination for Michael Vick once Philadelphia releases him in the offseason. I'm not sure what to make of that. I've kind of warmed up to the thought of Vick playing in Buffalo. If anything else, games might be more exciting. Plus he is an experienced QB that has won in the league to a certain extent, something the Bills haven't had behind center since Drew Bledsoe. Hypothetically speaking, if the Rams and Bills were to offer Vick a similar deal and he had to choose, can anybody think of any reason why he would pick the Rams? I can't.

Getting Called Out

Sometimes when writing about sports you're wrong. I'm not talking about the type of wrong where you purposely write something because you believe in crazy things like jinxes or reverse jinxes. Because really, who would actually believe those things? I'm talking about just being flat out wrong in every way imaginable. It happens, its part of the gig, and I'm here to come clean.

I made a promise to myself recently that things are going to be different next decade. I'm even calling it "The Decade of Devin" and considering making a website for it. Seriously. I figure that everyone makes resolutions on December 31st and usually breaks those by January 10th, myself included. Well I wanted this year to be different. There is a huge list of things I want to change and I figured what better way to usher in those changes than to coincide them with the new decade.

(I'm aware that the 'end of the decade' could be 2010. I've really heard it both ways and I'm not sure which is right anymore. All I know is that when people talk about the 80's, they are talking about 1980-1989, so therefore I'm considering 2009 as the end of the decade. If you don't like it, tough.)

On my somewhat enormous list of changes, one is to hold myself more accountable. Hence the reason I'm calling myself out. Regular readers of the site may remember an article I wrote called Five Pre-Training Camp Predictions for the Buffalo Bills, where I posted my somewhat optimistic predictions for the current NFL season. They almost didn't make sense when you realize I also wrote about the Bills in my AFC East preview 45 days later and predicted a 5-11 record for the Bills. Of course this was after the preseason was played out and I saw what a steaming pile the Bills were going to be this year, but it was also a classic example of how I can't control my homer tendencies with my realistic tendencies. Remember, I'm the same person who once sat with my Dad at his birthday dinner in late October of 2008 and proclaimed Trent Edwards to be the real deal and said how nice it was that the Bills finally have a franchise QB, only to turn around one month later in a loss to San Francisco and scream so loud at Edwards on TV that I surely frightened members of my family that were in the room.

So as this year and decade come to a close, I want to come clean and hold myself accountable for things I've said. This is one of them. Here is a recap of my five predictions.


1. The Bills will eclipse 400 points scored for the entire season.

Where do I start with this? It seemed so easy on paper. Naturally I ignored the patchwork offensive line that was supposed to protect Trent Edwards. I also ignored the inadequacy of Trent Edwards as an NFL quarterback. When you go into the season fearing that Ryan Fitzpatrick might play any meaningful minutes, and then you're excited he is starting by late October, there is something seriously wrong.

As it stands with four games remaining in the season, the Bills have racked up an impressive 199 points scored. That is a mere 201 short of my prediction. Basically, they need to score 51 points per game in the next four games to just barely eclipse the 400 point barrier. I wouldn't rule it out against Kansas City after last year's game, but to be honest, they will be lucky to score 25 per game for the rest of the season.

In my defense, I wrote this prediction before they fired offensive coordinator Turk Schonert. Was he a good coordinator? Not so much. But it surely didn't help the offense that 10 days before opening night they had to adjust to a brand new coordinator. Then again, this one was doomed from the start.

2. Despite missing the first three games due to suspension, Marshawn Lynch will set a career mark for rushing yards.

Believe it or not, I'm listing these exactly like I had them in my original article and not ranking them on a level of how ridiculous they were.

I have to say, I really had faith in this one. Lynch had missed games in the past due to injury, so this was really no different on the surface. After seeing how well Fred Jackson ran in the first three weeks, I surely thought Lynch could pick up on that and run away with this one. Well so far in nine games; Lynch has a whopping 338 yards, or 37.5 per game. So much for Beast Mode, eh?

But I'm not worried. He only needs to average around 180 yards per game for the final four weeks to make me look like a smart guy. I suppose I could ignore the fact that Fred Jackson has rightfully reclaimed his spot as starting running back, so this definitely isn't even close to happening. Lynch will probably be lucky to average 18 yards per game to round out the season. On a more positive note, Jackson currently has 632 yards rushing this season, which puts the combination of the two players near 1000 yards with four more games to play. So I suppose if you could combine them into one running back, Marshawn Jackson, my prediction would be pretty spot on.

3. Aaron Schobel will finish with a double digit sack total for the first time since 2006 when he finished with 14.

Now this my friends, this is the crown jewel of my predictions. As I sit here today typing this, Schobel has seven sacks on the season, which is the most he's had since 2006. If you were to remove the words "double digit" from my prediction and just say "highest total since 2006", I'd be dead on with this one. Yes!!

Unfortunately, I did say double digit. Schobel will have to get at least three sacks in the next four games to make this come true. Luckily for the Bills, they have the Chiefs this weekend. Matt Cassel has been sacked 37 times in 11 games this season. My optimistic side says that Schobel could very well get all three sacks this Sunday. If he doesn't, they play the Falcons in two weeks who might be without Matt Ryan. Worst case, they have the Colts in the final week who may be resting Peyton Manning and throwing Joe Schmo in as starting QB.

This one has to happen, right?

4. The Bills will finish .500 or better within the AFC East this season.

There is hope for this one, albeit a slim amount of hope. The Bills are currently 2-3 in the division with one game remaining against New England. They met my expectations by splitting with the Dolphins, but fell short in splitting with the Jets. Of course, had they played the second game in Orchard Park, they surely would've won with another five interception game for The Sanchize.

The only issue with counting on a win against New England is that the Bills haven't defeated them since the opening of the 2003 season. So realistically, I don't see it happening. Although, the Patriots are starting to fall apart and this may be the perfect opportunity for the Bills to get a win against their somewhat hated rivals. Hell, the Browns just beat the Steelers so anything is possible.

I'm putting this one in the 'maybe' column with Aaron Schobel.

5. The Bills run defense will be in the top ten in the league.

Just kidding, that wasn't my fifth prediction. If it was, I'd be forced to turn in my fan card and start following the WNBA from now on. Alas…

5. The tight end position will once again become relevant for the Buffalo Bills.

I was really starting to believe this one on opening night when Shawn Nelson immediately contributed with a touchdown reception. Unfortunately, that was the highlight of his season. Nelson has battled through several injuries this season and has only amassed 11 receptions. To break that down, he needs roughly 7.25 receptions in the final four games to reach 40. The odds of this happening are right up there with me winning the Powerball this weekend.

On the positive side, the combination of Derek Fine, Derek Schouman, and Jonathan Stupar have contributed 20 receptions this season. This puts the entire set of tight ends just short of 40 with 31 receiptions. Much more attainable when you think about it that way. It also would have been a sure thing if Captain Checkdown has remained under center.

Oh well, you can't get everything right, much like my beloved Buffalo Bills.

Good thing we're both starting the next decade with a fresh start.



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